u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I need help removing her.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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