I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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