Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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