I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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