Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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