Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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