take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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