I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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