Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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