This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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