question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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