Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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