You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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