goodnight i made you a song goodbye
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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