with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
where am i from again
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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