Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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