Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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