ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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