I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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