Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
should my penis look like a turkey
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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