I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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