What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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