Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
