He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Let's paint friendship bongs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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