I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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