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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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