? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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