Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis