So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.