Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize