If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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