And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Panties = found
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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