You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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