you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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