I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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