Having a random hookup so left but love u
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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