you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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