Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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