yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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