she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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