Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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