We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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