It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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