ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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