so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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