He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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