I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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