i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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