I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize