Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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