It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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