So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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