If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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