wanna go halves on a baby?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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