So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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