Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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