Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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