Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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